I have a mildly
irrational fear of umbrellas. It’s not that I think they might come alive, hold
me in a hooked headlock and eat me, I don't think that at all. But when it's
windy (and rainy), I simply don't like the feeling of the umbrella pulling
against me, it’s the tension, see. Makes me nervous. I know it’s ridiculous. As
The Boy soundly pointed out when I mentioned this, no-one in history has been
lifted and swept away by an umbrella (other than Mary Poppins, I thought). So I
know it’s irrational but there we go, I’d rather just get wet to be honest.
I don’t have many
irrational fears, it was really the only one that I knew about and I actively
try and not give in to it (by basically forcing myself to hold an umbrella in the windy rain).
But, today I am ashamed to say that I’ve discovered another one. Mini
trampolines. The small ones about 25cm high and a 1m in diameter. Yep, it came
as a surprise to me too.
In hindsight, the seed of
fear implanted when Instructor Hugo asked us all to double check that our
trampoline springs were working fine. So I did. And they were. So the class
started and we were soon doing high knees, forward-back jump steps and mini
star jumps on the trampoline. But I couldn’t seem to keep up with the ladies in
front - they were stepping too quickly, jumping too fast and I could not for
the life of me understand why. I’m not that unfit, I can star jump with the
best of them, but I really struggled to go faster. Till the realisation hit
that I was subconsciously tensing my whole body from fingertips to toes because
of worry that the springs would snap mid-star jump and I would fall the long 40cm
(I’m adding some jump height) to the floor. Ridiculous I know. But I warned you
it was irrational. From that moment on, I tried to battle logic with fear – I
am surely not the heaviest person in the class, the other people are all
bouncing away energetically, your trampoline isn’t even bouncing that much
relatively, don’t be absurd, it’s not going to break, even if it does break,
you’re not exactly falling far, how can you comfortably hang upside down on a
pole (Day 6 Pole Dancing) and be worried about falling through a mini
trampoline, get a grip woman, you’re better than this etc.
I wasn’t. I improved a
little but just couldn’t let go and get my trampoline-groove on. Which was a
shame because I could see the rest of the class (which was packed) really
enjoying it following bouncy ball of enthusiasm Instructor Hugo’s moves and I
can see why it’s particularly good for core as you are constantly working to
keep balanced. All in all it was like a class full of kids jumping around to
some good cheesy top 40 tunes having a great time!
P.S. I will rate for a
rational, trampoline non-fearing person.
The Need To
Know:
-
Where: Danceworks
- Nearest
Station: Bond Street
(5mins)
- When: Tue 7-8pm, Wed 1-1.50pm, Thu 6pm, Fri, Sat 1pm
- How Much: Day membership £2-5 plus £5-8 per class
depending on day
The Want to
Know:
- Who’s it
For: For those who are
comfortable with mini-trampolines
- Sweat
Scale: 7/10.
- Strength /
Cardio / Flexi / Tone: More cardio
- Complexity: 6/10
- Fun Factor:
6/10
- Changing
Facilities: Communal showers (I’d bring flipflops), toilets
(not communal), changing room, no lockers
- Instructor
Inspiration: 7/10. Bouncey and bubbly!
The Stats:
- Total Time: 43mins
- Calories Burnt: 145
- Average
Heart Rate: 103
- Max Heart Rate: 142
- Max Heart Rate: 142
Bouncy Instructor Hugo! |
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